bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

dongofachilles:

Sirius totally knowing Remus’ middle name is John but whenever he breaks out the full name he’ll throw in ridiculous middle names like

"Of COURSE he got a perfect score on the Charms exam, HE’S REMUS THADDEUS LUPIN"

"REMUS MICHELANGELO LUPIN, I AM SURPRISED AT YOU"

Fuck, Remus Elizabeth Lupin—”

"Do you remember when Koschei gave you his egg? How black it was? How silver?"
"I remember, I remember."

Orlando, who was dining with Leonardo DiCaprio at the Cipriani restaurant on Wednesday night, was very, very angry, when Justin, who didn’t have a reservation at the eatery, approached their table to try to talk to the actors.

DiCaprio had proceeded to shoo away the pop singer with his hand, leading Bieber to provoke a fight which saw Bloom jump over a sofa to get at the 20-year-old Baby singer at the restaurant.

(x) this just keeps getting better

dicaprio had proceeded to shoo away the pop singer with his hand

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god, bieber is such a prick

(via mrsweasley)

I’m actually very shy. I get embarrassed even when someone I do not know starts a casual conversation with me in a store. My wife and I have recently bought a puppy, and when I walk her, it’s a disaster: anyone who sees her, approaches, caresses her and starts to chat with me. In fact, look at how cute”(pulls out his phone and shows me the picture of the puppy)

theblacknesss:

I take too many pictures of my hands

thacmis:

How To Train Your Dragon I: Landscape speedpaints from yesterday’s livestreaming